My cousin is so successful it makes me feel awkwARD

hahahahaha

thecompanionsdoctor:

I WAS IN MY SHOWER WHILE SPOTIFY WAS PLAYING AND AFTER LIKE 15 SECONDS OF SILENCE I HEAR THE AD GUY SCREAMING “HELLO THERE SPOTIFY LISTENER” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM AND I NEARLY FELL OVER

(via followthesettingsun)

blackromney:

blackromney:

someone just walked in my study wearing a meme shirt holy shit

 H E SAW ME TRYIG NG TO TAKE A PICTURE AND SCREAMED “’ NO NOT AGAIN”” INT HE DEEPEST VOICE OH MY GOD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE IT OMFG

(via poisonly)

Last night my dream was that someone slipped LSD in my drink hahahahaha it was fucked but I loved it

Okay so it’s impossible to fall asleep with the hiccups OMG kill me I’m tired

Nini everyoneeeez